Owner Financing, Explained by Cats 🐱🐟
Yes, you read that right.
We handed the mic to our cats to explain how buying land with owner financing actually works….. and honestly? They nailed it.
Let’s break it down (in case you don’t speak fluent Meow):
🐾 What Is Owner Financing?
In traditional land deals, you need to go through a bank:
Credit checks
Loan approvals
Endless paperwork
Stress
And to make matters worse? Banks dont typically like to lend on vacant land.
Owner financing flips that whole process on its head.
You buy the land directly from the seller (hey, that’s us).
We agree on a price.
You make small monthly payments — no banks, no gatekeepers, no problem.
🐟 How Our Cats Explained It
Here’s how they put it:
“The land costs 10 fish.
You only have 4 fish.
You pay 1 fish down, then 1 fish a month.
Yay!”
Simple, right?
That’s the beauty of it. Owner financing makes land ownership accessible, even if you don’t have thousands sitting in the bank. Whether you’re dreaming of an off-grid escape, a weekend camping spot, or a long-term investment, this path makes it possible.
😿 No Credit? No Problem.
We don’t run credit checks.
We don’t require pre-approval.
We don’t care what a bank thinks of you.
We believe land should be for people… not just people with perfect paperwork.
If you’ve ever been denied a mortgage, this system was made for you.
🐾 Why We Offer Owner Financing
At Paradise Parcels, we’ve helped hundreds of buyers get their first piece of Florida dirt — often when no one else would give them a shot.
We do this because we believe in:
Second chances
Alternative paths to ownership
Making land affordable and low-pressure
And yes… we also have six cats who now believe they run the business.
🎁 Bonus: The Fish You Pay… Help Feed Our Cats (Kind of)
Okay, not literally. But your support keeps our little land-loving family — feline and human — doing what we love.
When you buy land from us, you’re not just working with some faceless company.
You’re buying from real people who will:
Answer your texts
Walk you through the process
Cheer you on when you finally put your stake in the ground
🌴 Want to Own Land the Easy Way?
Here’s how to get started:
Let’s make your land dream happen — one fish at a time.
Paradise Parcels
Real people. Real land. Real easy.
🐾 And occasionally… cat-approved.